Rejected California DMV Vanity Plates
Published on 03-29-2019 07:41 PM
Let's interject some automotive humor in between the usual serious horsepower posts. The California DMV is, well, what one could imagine hell to be. Endless rules, lines, red tape, fines, regulations, bureaucracy, and little to no fun.
Seriously guys, chill out. It's Cali.
Notice one of the only plates they actually accepted evokes satan. Not even joking...
Applicant Explanation: In remembrance of me and my girlfriend’s anniversary. Meaning be my bae, before anyone else.
DMV Comments: Bae=Poop in Danish
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Husband and wife initials and year of marriage
DMV Comments: 8 Looks like Hate; JWS looks like Jews
Verdict: No
Applicant explanation: Lit is a slang term which means good, amazing, etc!
DMV Comments: Lit=Intoxicated, Slit=Rude slang for a woman or vagina
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: It has no meaning I just want to get it because I like it that’s it
DMV Comments: 420 National Smoke Day 4-20 marijuana
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Schlafer is German for sleeper.
DMV Comments: Also means sleeper in the sense of an inactive agent or terrorist (Wikipedia)
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Playful joke
DMV Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: On my way to bang your bitch
DMV Comments: What he said
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day
DMV Comments: Who farted
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house
DMV Comments: Dick
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: In support of climate change initiatives
DMV Comments: Looks like no to cooch
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him
DMV Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Sad time in my life and my car is blue
DMV Comments: Blew Me
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: I have a white cat named “Moby.” I want to name my white car after her.
DMV Comments: Moby dick… Moby cat… Vagina?
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: The lettering and numbers in this plate are the same as a chest my grama left me when she passed away.
DMV Comments: Looks similar to a text penis.
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Myself being a middle-aged woman
DMV Comments: Hot and sexy
Verdict: Yes
Applicant Explanation: Funky trumpet in the funk music genre
DMV Comments: Fuck Trump
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: We are always getting busy in our home. I’m a single mom, work, school, band, city council meetings, sports, dr appt, etc. Getting busy!!!
DMV Comments: Getting busy
Verdict: Yes
Applicant Explanation: Fish ball
DMV Comments: Fish…Ball…Some sort of sexual?
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: I am a nurse anesthetist
DMV Comments: Gas passer, she passes gas (farts)
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Am a gay man who loves playing video games (Gay…Gaymur)
DMV Comments: Looks like he’s saying ‘gamer’ but using ‘gay’…Could be taken offensively?
Verdict: Yes
Applicant Explanation: We love Palm Springs
DMV Comments: Looks like we love pussy
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: I’m a professional fisherman and I fish for tuna all over the world.
DMV Comments: I Googled him. He is and he does
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: The rock band Tool’s second album title from 1996
DMV Comments: Custom meaning is true, but sounds like Enema
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: My nickname
DMV Comments: Shiksa=noun (often derogatory, used by Jews), a non-Jewish girl, dictionary.com
Verdict: No
Applicant Explanation: Saint Anne is an important historical figure, and someone who I model my life after.
DMV Comments: Satan
Verdict: Yes
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